Marshmallow comes and goes as she pleases, answers to no one and is truly free.

One of many things I love about Bob’s Burgers is that even the minor characters usually feel very much like real people, and it’s the small details like that that make it. I also cackled at Donna answering her call while singing with her choir.

Me approve of this monster-only internet you have envisioned.

Ah, the infamous Discouroboros

Three, but there's a 2,000 cooldown period before he can use the third life

Only reading this synopsis now do I realize that it inspired the recent Tina storyline in Bob’s Burgers when that boy takes too much cold medicine and falls asleep on her shoulder. I gotta see this movie.

Or just get a stationary bike and watch the Doctor Who serial “The Curse of Peladon,” one of the best third doctor stories! 

In “real life” Melania would be, at best, the manager at an upscale department store’s cosmetics counter. Ivanka would be, of course, a realtor.

I have to admit, all of your science doesn’t seem as fun as pretending I’m eating yoga mats, and it’s definitely not as funny [to me] to say out loud.

“Melania in person hits all the senses.”

Not sure where the OP is going, but I don’t think anyone is objecting to the scene because it portrays a woman having a sexual side.  No one is mad because they expected Scruggs to be “sexless” and she was portrayed as being a person interested in sex.  They are objecting because the specific sexual transaction at…

a brave girl who made a real difference in the world which is more than most people do. let’s be happy mike gave her a wonderful life - she lived longer than anyone thought she would - & try not to be too sad that she’s gone.  good job, bub.

Home inspector here: we absolutely call Pelotons “the $2000 coat rack”.

“This counts as me mopping”

Yup, the way the show handled this plot was pretty wonderful. Part of growing up includes disappointment, and also figuring out that you’re not the center of the universe. And maybe also actually getting good at something, rather than just goofing off all the time (which, as the article notes, isn’t usually recognized…

You know, for all the AV Club has declined and the way the great kinjaing decimated the comment section, I still love that this is the only website where I can see a three-paragraph comment about the plotlines and emotional arcs of a cartoon and not roll my eyes while making a jerk off motion.

Who the fuck wrote this NDA, an unpaid intern?

That’s a very 2009 perspective. With modern treatment, cancerAIDS can be reduced to almost undetectable levels.

Why didn’t I get a Community notification for this!?

Only one Random Roles by Will Harris and yet there’s two pieces by Sam Barsanti? Shame on you AV Club, shame on you.