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Poorly-done OTT CSI-style “enhance photo” depictions take me completely out of whatever I’m watching the same way poorly-done fake musical instrument-playing does, but it’s rarely worth complaining about in the moment.  I still appreciated this video and nodded along during most of it.

Every so often one of my friends would pull out that line when we were in the computer lab during my CompSci degree.  I still use it.  Still groan-worthy on rewatch.

I’ve only dipped into the show on a handful of occasions, and had no idea that was Mac’s dad who got up and left, and yeah, I teared up at my desk. And while Shea’s doing a lot of the heavy lifting (so to speak), I am floored by how much work McElhenney must’ve put in not just getting ripped but learning the

I literally just realized the pun in “Laverne Enerny”.  Kudos to the BB team for committing to that and sticking the landing.

How horribleawesome was the Autotuned-and-Vocodered-to-within-an-inch-of-its-life closing credits song?  SWAP YOUR EYES AND EMPATHIZE

I work in IT and I am totally sending “YOU ALWAYS LOG OUT BEFORE OUTTING A LOG” emails to people to themselves when they leave their workstations unlocked.

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And someone synched up the cover with the original:

I have watched this reel literally hundreds of times and I here I am at work, valiantly suppressing guffaws until tears well up in my eyes.

If he makes Gifaaniscatsi, I really hope he makes Bowaqaatsi, too.

PS I totally kid in tone, but I would also ask - top *how*? The only album I’d call “a bit of a letdown” for me might be “Anastasis”, but it also had to live up to the expectations following the hiatus.

You shut your mouth and go listen to “Aion” again.

And that’s when those security guards threw us out!

I am hoping beyond hope that he plays my neck of the woods, because the past two times I’ve seen him have been literally and sincerely two of the best concerts I’ve seen, and the prospect of him going full Metallica S&M on something like “Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota” has me giggling like a schoolgirl.

Does anyone NOT pretend they’re hosting their own cooking show if they’re cooking alone? I even have running commentary in my head when I make toast (sarcastic commentary, but still).

When I was in my early 30s, my mom went in for exploratory knee surgery. She lives in another city, so I called her that night to ask how it went. “Well,” she said hesitantly, “the good news is that they can amputate below the knee...” Needless to say my heart just about stopped and I started mentally calculating how

You Americans do Smarties all wrong. The powdery citric acid rolls are Rockets, Smarties are a superior offshoot of M&Ms.

BEAT ME TO IT

I listen to it because it’s awesome.  Duh.

THIS IS MY SIDE EYE YOU’RE GETTING MARMADUKE