He’s always been a forked-tongue asshole. I cannot stand this despicable man.

“Ahh, Americans, the elections didn’t go your way, so let’s just call it quits and take the rest of the planet with you...” There’s a lot of shit you can say about Americans, but this jab makes no fucking sense: the election *did* go the way Americans wanted, by and large (popular vote aside). Also, most of the world…

“People like Rumsfeld, Kissinger, and Cheney seem like they’re going to live forever.” The best medical care that blood money can buy, but also, even death doesn’t them.

This piece of shit is a war criminal. By all appearances and based on his cabinet picks, the Trump administration will be future war criminals (all of those profits!), so this doesn’t sound like senility as much as Kissinger recognizing a like-mindedness.

“I don’t want this to be our new reality but it sadly is and us hoping and praying it goes away is as useful as thoughts and prayers after a mass shooting.

Every sentence in this comment is the damn truth, but I especially like this, for reasons I’ll keep to myself right now: “Between “celebrity foundations” (looking at you, Real Housewives) and “raising awareness” of well-known causes (really glaring at you, Real Housewives) it’s a wonder effective non-profits get any…

“Sadly when your a publicity whore like she is the line between stunt and breakdown gets blurred by your wallet.” Exactly. Worse, she and the rest of her family - her husband included - have no qualms about creating trauma for their financial gain, so I have no sympathy for them. I’ll reserve my sympathy and empathy…

I honestly cannot believe my fucking eyes. What do they charge for that travesty?

What is this gif from?

Same here. I hate what it was turned into.

And when might you write about the American version? You know, the one that’s seized this country for the last three years. It’s true it’s written about every single day, but not openly. Oh, because of those legal issues. How could I forget?

Welcome to my life for the last few years.

“Not so long ago, I woulda called you a tinfoil Mad Hatter.

I fell for his schtick. Feel free to relish how right you were, because you have no idea just how very right you were. He’s fucking awful, worse even than he’s undead-looking predecessor.

“I’m also pretty sure that she buys her meat from the same infant butcher that Ted Cruz buys his. Holiday meals in the Trump / Cruz homes likely consist of fava beans and human veal.” And you’d be absolutely right.

“I just read yesterday (I think) that he needs to get it but hasn’t yet because Leo has terrible handwriting.” Really? Sometime last autumn one of his assistants on, if I remember correctly, The Aviator, published a handwritten note he’d written her when the film wrapped. It wasn’t what you’d call beautiful…

This perfect comment.

“So either choose to attend one (or more) of the parties you’ve no doubt already been invited to, or risk spending one of the best Saturdays of the year drinking your homemade eggnog alone[.]” No way, Jose! Goodness knows I’ve spent the last few Christmases all alone, so I’m done with all that. What I’m trying to say…

That’s what I’d do, given the opportunity. But, then, I’m not famous, just a nobody screaming and heckling innocent people on the internet void. Just another of the unheard, unwashed masses.

I couldn’t agree more. But that might come across as heckling him, and I wouldn’t want to be guilty of Kathy Griffith behavior!