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This a new low— candidates arguing over how much water it is reasonable to drink.

I just started giving all the credit to Allison Janney.

They’re gonna talk the same way, CJ and Josh and Scully ’cause I’m one writer.

I feel like you might have an ulterior motive with that proposal...

Darleeeeeene posted The Jackal, and I’m pretty sure that that’s all Allison. The writers found out she could do that and wrote it right in.

I had the hardest time reconciling Sorkin’s Terrible Women Who Fall Down and Giggle with CJ Motherfucking Cregg for the longest time, then I just started giving all the credit to Allison Janney.

At least he gave me the endless joy that only CJ Craig can bestow.

i don’t understand why there are no animated gifs, but this is always necessary:

As crappy as Sorkin is about writing women, there’s no doubt that CJ Cregg is amazing.

What the fuck is it with white people and lynch mobs? THIS IS NOT A LYNCH MOB.

So basically, older men enacted a law that allowed barely legal teen women into bars while banning their main competition; barely legal teen boys. Clever!

At my dad’s small college, women were not allowed to smoke while standing up. It was theorized that women walking while smoking looked like hookers, I guess? So rather than get into arguments about whether the women were walking or “just standing,” the college banned cigarettes for women unless the women were sitting

So I know it may have been presented as “women mature faster” but doesn’t this all sound too much that the men making the laws wanted 18-year-olds in their bars to pick up?

One of the best parts in that segments was when he talked about how pro lifers could be super heroes if they tried to end gun violence, but right now they are basically comic book collectors because they only value life when it’s inside a package. Once it comes out, it’s worthless to them.

It’s well known they are only pro life as long as that life is inside of another human being. In fact it would probably be more accurate to call them pro parasite.

Um, because women get abortions and men get guns.

Adorable!

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

I suppose you’d see more anger if the reason people like Rihanna was because of her really astute social commentary.