“What war on women?” ask the Republicans.

Thank you! One of my favorite things about wrap dresses is that I get to wrap the thing at my real waist instead of at where someone else has decided my waist is supposed to be. A faux-wrap dress with a seam in the middle is just useless.

Wrap dresses are WONDERFUL in that they’re easily adjusted to your liking. Faux-wrap dresses are FUCKING BULLSHIT, and combine all the worst elements (waist at wrong level, neck too high or low, front skirt flaps that may or may not have enough fabric/overlap to prevent flashing in wind/when sitting) with the complete…

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHAT FISH DO IN WATER?!”

Just had to stop reading to say I laughed so unexpectedly hard and so suddenly at this that I choked on the chip I was eating and had to spit it out on my desk. I ain’t even made at this lady, this is too hilarious.

Right? That building manager especially better be getting a great christmas check.

Anybody seen this awesomeness going around?

Super shit news: this week I found out I have cancer.

So this reminds me of the time that I went sky diving and the entire time the I was taking in this “incredible”, “life affirming” experience all that I could think was,

while this plays out, i would really appreciate it if you didn’t make any snarky comments about my impending trial, thanks.

Vote cylon

True. He does appear to have numerous other flaws.

I’d almost be OK with his ‘stuff happens’ response if he wasn’t applying for a job leading a nation.

If string theory is correct, there is an alternate reality where this is true. Let us go to there.

I think he was just misquoting the song by Dawes ...

Let’s not forget that his brother, while governor of Texas, gave an interview where he mockingly imitated the pleas of a condemned woman begging him for clemency which he felt great satisfaction to deny.

living monogram

Nothing. Shit happens.

“In the future, if you’re wondering, ‘Crime. Boy, I don’t know,’ is when I decided to kick your ass.”

I had no frame of reference for half these questions...I saw none of those Matt Damon movies, I’ve heard none of those songs by The Weeknd, and I only saw “weekend at bernies” from that list. In fact, I may have never even seen that one yet.

Donald has a really weird mouth