Years from now people will earn their phd's writing dissertations on America and its mentality with mass shootings, pages will be devoted to these kinds of reactions and our weary acceptance.

And for people who think you’ll go to the pyramids by camel and be in the middle of nowhere in the desert where you can have your mystical visions or whatever, think again...

Don't do drugs, kids. Especially before an interview.

I think it’s unlikely that it’s Nefertiti, but his art historical arguments for another royal burial are pretty convincing. And you can see in the original photos/scans he references that there are definitely two doors under the paint. I guess attaching Nefertiti’s name to it is the way to make sure the Egyptian…

Oh I agree! I think people may have thought that I was calling Australia ridiculous. But no, not at all. I just think it’s unbelievable that the university thought it was enough of a threat to make them take a class— and that a loud part of our public thinks everything is a-okay.

My friends and I have talked about how we all have contingency plans in our heads if this were to happen in our schools or workplaces.

This is an emotionally inflamed moment. It would be inappropriate to talk about doing nothing now. We’ll take this up in a few months and do nothing then.

Quick, Congress! Do nothing!

there’s a 0.0% chance this is real

Wow-they didn’t even bother to have someone redraw it. The same fade marks from the pen are on both. That is some real laziness.

This is what happens when you don’t copy and paste that disclaimer on Facebook.

annnnnnnd it’s hideous anyway

i could sea why they’d be upset.

#dougwillstillbedead whetherwemurderanotherpersonornot

How does killing her bring him back or change that?

I frequently fear the Mitre -dom as well.

No one wins here.

I’m tired of all these “National ________ Days”. Oh, it’s National Donut Day, huh? Oh, word, it’s National Hot Dog with Mustard Day? That must have dropped off my calendar.

The exact details of how National Coffee Day began are shaky

Still doing his job better than Kim Davis.