Find his the delete button on his control panel, hidden under his shirt.
Come on over! We’ll have an anchor baby and you can bring all your family.*
Celebrities need to starting writing a clause into their wills that specifically prohibits the use of their likeness in hologram form. That’s the only way to prevent this creepy shit from happening.
Came here to say the same thing. “If you wouldn’t mind just... stabilizing it a bit, I’ll show you how it’s done.”
First time my dog ever responds to a video and it’s the off camera dog growling that got her attention?!?. Good thing this doesn’t need volume to be adorable. (so I can watch it 100 times)
That bear is me this morning trying to put on my clothes. I tried to put on pants, ran into the corner of my bedframe. Tried to put on shoes? Fell off chair.
Part of running for president anymore also requires pretending to be as stupid and ignorant as possible. People like Huckabee, who were born that way, have a natural advantage.
I think I do hammocks wrong because I can never get comfortable in them. It always feel like I'm about to fall out. I am the bear that can't lay in the hammock.
Huckabee isn’t really real is he?
He’s as real as the hair on David Spade’s head. As real as Kim Kardashian’s face. As real as those alien autopsy photos.
He knows that Dred Scott has been overturned, not just by the 13th and 14th Amendments but also by a war causing the death of two percent of the nations’s population, but he’s saying that it is still legally in force anyway and that, to this day,
‘Because that’s their phrase, ‘it’s the law of the land.’
Damn foreigner! Quit taking my job of bitching about how stupid this fuckwad is! I demand justice, or just ice cream.
It’s like Huckabee recently saw “Dred Scott” somewhere, and as part of his Self-Improvement September, challenged himself to use “Dred Scott” in a sentence once a day.
It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.
Sooooooo...she’s complaining the clerks were “coerced” into following the law because if they didn’t, they might go to jail...
What a waste.
COLLEGE KIDS!