I’d love to put a curse on anti-choice men that left them unable to have any kind of sex.

and also now this

Justin Bieber’s hair is a miracle.

I vote we give them all of Kansas and Nebraska. They love that “heartland” shit, so we’ll just give them the dead center of the country where they can have state fairs and guns and cowboys and denim and Sadie Hawkins dances and apple pie and whateverthefuckelse, and we’ll make Puerto Rico and DC into states so we…

Did she just use throw Rita Ora’s name into the mix with Beyonce and Madonna?!

I have a hard time seeing why letting them secede would be a bad idea as well. World Geopolitics and economics are so different from the 19th century, that the previous arguments (beyond national pride or something silly) don’t apply before. Fuck ‘em.

I was under the impression Oregon was one of the most liberal states in the country. What gives?

Bet you their state would take the most federal assistance and tax cuts, while loudly proclaiming their stance against “big government” and “welfare takers.”

Oooh and then live-streaming their legislative debates. Entertainment for DAYZ.

She’s not acting like a nice product. Be nicer, product! Shows of humanity will be deducted from your final score.

Serena dismantling shitty people is just as much fun and satisfying as to watch as when she’s dismantling opponents.

He admits that he did collect donations, but did so on behalf of a non-profit

“It was his, and we overlaid that with various pieces, and the purpose was to show that a young, vibrant democracy of citizen soldiers could overcome a fascist dictator like Adolf Hitler,” said Day.

Yes. People want their politicians to be relatable. It’s why Bush “beat” Gore.

He’s an independent porntractor who works out of the back of his truck. A truck full of XXX DVDs.

Meeeeeeeeee. It’s how shall I call it? Open carry.

Yes, just ask my grandmother (born 1911) about having to stay married to a drunk, not inheriting your father’s company because you’re a girl, not being allowed to compete at your sport (polo in her case) because you’re a girl, getting pregnant twice more than you’d like to have because there’s no birth control or…

We are long lost siblings. *pats shoulder awkwardly, having never learned affection.*

My mom came up north with me for college move in. I was living in a non-coed brownstone (campus housing). When I got back after my first day she was sitting on the front stoop with milk and cookies. All the guys from the brownstone next door were loitering. She invited them over, and just like that I had my first…

Awwwies.