“an LSD-like drug” called Aquarust

I once knew a homeopath who tried to commit suicide. He took an underdose.

I hope they didn’t try and flush it out of their systems by drinking water, it could only become more powerful.

As long as settlements don’t come out of cops’ pensions, this literally means nothing.

America’s GOP is gonna gobble this up, though. They too feel like soldiers by association, wealthy by virtue of their allegiances, and free by comparison to the people whose freedoms they limit. They are a party of cultural appropriations, fantasizing about an authoritarian status quo that might just rub off on them.

The deal is awaiting approval by the city’s Board of Estimates, which controls Baltimore’s budget, according to the Washington Post. Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake is planning to meet with the board on Wednesday.

Okay, I’ve finally figured it out—why this children’s mud pie come to life is so Goddamn popular. He is a master at our true love, magical thinking.

The fact that Donald Trump turned out like Donald Trump is, surely, a damning indictment of military school.

“I was on top of the Nakatomi Building with John McClane in the true sense.”

I love this picture, I just stare at it and imagine he is screaming EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Seriously, I could recite most episodes of M*A*S*H, I’d like my purple heart.

Mr. Trump relished his five years at the military academy and bemoaned the dwindling enrollment at such schools.

I own the vintage VHS tape of “Private Benjamin”. I would like my Medal of Honor now, please.

And I always felt like I was the Queen of Hearts but you don’t see me trying to behead people left and right. Please keep that in mind if the police talk to you. I have no idea how those heads got there.

As one of “those people,” fuck you, Donald, you patronizing piece of shit

Whenever you feel like you’re wasting time and money, just remember that Richard Feynman came up with his Nobel Prize-winning theory of electrodynamics while sitting in a strip club.

This is not an easy thing to do in any way though. The only major pro is that you don’t have to pay for it, which is great because the church loves overcharging for their services.

Because we are illegally flocking over the border in droves.

Because for all that people criticize Nick Denton for being petty and childish, compared to Jim Bankoff he’s Alan Alda.