She does love a kilt and a tweed and a tartan travel rug.

A picture of Beyoncé for sure.

Anyone else worried about what might be in the middle of that cube of flowers? #triffids

You mean watching a syrupy melodrama about pretend 1920s would not make her smile? Heheh. Liz Windsor famously only watches the racing and the gardening. But there is a new series out so press interest at the ready, chaps what what.

Yup! That’s how I do it too. Poor Spiderbro. I generally leave him alone.

I have an agreement with house centipedes. They eat things like ants, bedbugs, cockroaches, and other nasties, so I’d rather have them than the pests. They aren’t dangerous at all to humans. I told them that if they stayed in the basement and/or out of sight, we were good. No raid.

I use it ironically, like “conscientious Donald Trump” or “caring Sarah Palin”.

Women, too.

Cool Pope kind of a dick when it comes to LGBT folks in general, but what do you expect?

GOD. He’s not cool, he’s a god damn POPE. POPE’s aren’t cool, they are the head of an incredibly harmful religion which through forced conversions, has managed to spread all over the world, supplanting native cultures and religions on 5 continents. I hope shit like this makes people stop calling him “cool”.

Well there goes my idea for a business that turns dead cat parts into bespoke sex toys. I had an Etsy store set up and everything.

Why would someone have sex on a cat castle?

Mesmerized, terrified? Vagina dentata sighting?

I am struggling to think of something I would enjoy more than watching Downton Abbey while trading barbed commentary with the Queen.

It got parodied a lot too (my favorite parody was on 30 Rock), so that makes it seem like a lot more.

I am exactly the same!!!! Except with like the patriot and also I’m not a queen. But otherwise QUEEN + BSKINZ TWINZ 4EVER

Hi there! I think we might be twins (my feet are flat, wide, and pretty darn huge all around!) I actually nominated these guys even though they aren’t flats:

Hi there! I think we might be twins (my feet are flat, wide, and pretty darn huge all around!) I actually nominated…