Yeah , I’m about to start drinking to forget that I have anything in common with him.

Wait, there were only 12 episodes of to catch a predator??

Part of me, embarrassingly enough, actually does think “A REAL BABY PRINCESS!!! HOW ADORABLE!!! PUT HER IN A TIARA, A TIARA!!!”

The damn thing doesn’t even have object permanence, but has already generated more revenue than I ever could in 12 lifetimes.

PLEASE let this become a Jewish online dating site

I have to admit, it took a very long time for this to reach Godwin territory. I’m disappointed in everyone.

...I'm not sure whether this offends me more as a Jew or as a gay person.

Eh, I’d be a little more accepting of her answer if she didn’t try to pull the ol’ switcheroo of “we should be paying attention to this crisis, not something silly ‘ol me said!”

Maybe a rotovirus pushed her? Or someone running to the head?

but what if i want sex on the beach?? now what???

please, not the booze, not the booze

Ugh- these days it darn near impossible to be a sexist asshole. Being a white dude is such a heavy burden to carry.

when Richter and his ensemble perform the album in Berlin this fall, they will play straight from midnight until 8 AM to an audience reclining in “four or five hundred beds.”

See? The system works! Actresses just need to make all their money by 25, then use the rest of their lives to tell stories about the time they were young enough to be captured on film.

want to know why shit like this seems to be happening constantly?

Exactly how I felt. I was about to start rolling my eyes, but then my jaw dropped. It sounds like everyone is lucky the police took this seriously.

Oh, FFS. These people are so ridiculous. The Church has been changing its position on abortion to suit its whims for centuries. Abortion required a lesser penance than oral sex (penance 4 lyfe) in the 7th century. It only became a big deal again with Pope Leo XIII in 1884. Before that, it was A OK before the…