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That’s fine, Miss Piggy has obviously moved on.

I just heard on NPR that it’s okay to rape and murder — mostly done by men — but an abortion, and you’re O.U.T. of the church.

Remember: kill six million Jews and other undesirables: no automatic excommunication. Rape children for decades with impunity: no automatic excommunication. Destroy an embryo: automatic excommunication.

OK, you got me! It’s true. And they were lamb burgers with cumin and turmeric, too.

It’s like every day the world wants to give me a new thing to fear that I hadn’t even considered.

I, too, was so excited that I skipped right to the tweets and missed they were by Bobby. Brilliant, though. Except Lululemon. As if Hermione would bother with that shit.

Please have Hermione go into politics or the Ministry of Magic instead. Her running a Lululemon just breaks my feminist heart.

I’ve had an incredibly shitty day at work and this is exactly what I needed.

That’s really beside the point. I don’t think anyone’s goal is to get her to change her mind. The goal is to get her to issue marriage licenses as her job requires or go away.

I know, right?! Let’s both go bleach our brains. *grabs your hand, we skip off together*

Absofuckinglutely. He went to Rugby. His dad was mates with the PM. “Street” shows he knows nothing, Jon Snow.

because our belief that the United States was founded as a righteous nation founded by god to give light to the world kind of falls apart when half of our history centers around oppressing other people.

I’m basing it on Kanye West having zero political experience and having never heard a coherent discussion about any of the most pressing issues we are facing, save racism, and even those discussions didn’t even address ways to combat it in any facet of society except the music industry. I think Donald Trump is

Also, I saw this joke on Twitter and I screamed. I can’t remember who made it so, I’m going to FatJew this situation.

I always “shipped” her and Keanu. When I wasn’t shipping me and Keanu. (we both had the same spinal fusion surgery of the same level on the same day so I was convinced we were meant to “neck”)

Right? I would be elated if I bought an apartment and it came with a Gandalf! Please stay forever!!!

It amuses me to think of Ian McKellan telling TayTay, “OooooOhh, I’ve got a thing that night...”

Honestly THANK FUCK that Sir Patrick and Sir Ian are not being paraded around by her. 1) 20-something supermodels may be appropriate for your squad, Tay, but you are getting above your pay-grade with those two and I suspect they were ribbing you with that tweet, 2) You should be clamoring to be part of THEIR squad,