Jared Taylor of American Renaissance, meanwhile, speculates that Ted Cruz will actually be better about “standing up for whites:”

latenightwoolongs@hotmail.com

My first email address was some combination of my ~*SUPER UNIQUE*~name from high school Spanish class (“Luna” omg because it means moon) and my birth year. And I spent most of my time on Yahoo Games, playing hearts and avoiding dudes who wanted to “cyber.”

I still use my embarrassing teenage first Hotmail address. Lots of stuff I subscribe to goes there and I can’t be bothered to get a new one. I only use it for online shopping and stuff now, where I don’t have to face anyone who sees it. Occasionally I have to unexpectedly interact with someone about a matter that’s…

I had a tragic one that was my initials and the number 69. (Why? Why why?) Also, I dont use it anymore but I have one that is chickletmcnugget (which is kinda cute, I guess?)

I know, I dive a lot in New England and wish I had a full face mask so my inarticulate squeals of joy could be translated. Even up here (especially up here!) there is so much cool stuff to see. The other day we went out and visibility was poop, but eventually it cleared and we found this field of kelp where these…

I cannot wait to see for myself! That’s weird but idk I enjoy a (complete belittling and) immersive experience in other countries.

My cousin and I made email addresses and then myspace accounts where we used the same names from our emails for our myspace names. They were something like jesswah-sxc-biatch and nickwah-sxc-biatch, we both used them for far longer than we should have. sxc and biatch seems to have fallen out of fashion now though lol

Ohhhhhh yes. And I wish I could find the first email I ever sent, but I am an Old so it’s lost to the sands of time. I’m sure it was something like “hey [best friend], I found an awesome new Sailor Moon website! It takes forever to load because there are so many pictures!”

My hotmail contained both a “ho” and a 69. So. Much. Shame. I still use it for crap I don't want to use my real email for though!

MusicshadowKat13@. 😓

That’s a pretty nifty definition of fascism, come to think of it.

I don’t remember any of my earlier addresses, but the one I used as a teenager was shinigami.goth because I liked Gundam Wing and was going through a goth phase. It was embarrassing mostly because I went in an exchange to Japan at 16, and shinigami means “god of death”, so people assumed I was creepy and a weeaboo…

Not a “sexy Count”

Bert sez: Cecil costume? Don’t be ridiculous.

I was a depressingly mature and forward-thinking 11-year-old who just did myname@yahoo.com. I’m always upset because I feel it proves I’ve been a 60-year-old woman since about the age of 6 :-(

Sugapoo02@yahoo.com. My cats name was sugar and I just thought it sounded cute with all the rhyming, but really it probably just made people thing about sweet poop.

I believe mine was gypsyfirelight@msn.com, but I’m not 100% sure. I haven’t even logged in to it in years. Now my email is just my name, like every other unimaginative 20-something on the planet.

What a totalitarian moron, lording over a very tiny little kingdom.

This “ritzy” preschool looks like a skanky strip club.