1st of all, this is ugly and I hope it doesn’t become a “thing”.
2nd of all, someone who is not me (I have like two pairs of jeans, I’m not putting them in a blender) needs to try these steps and see how they work.
DO IT

Sometimes I’ll forget that Britney is from Louisiana and then she’ll do something like this, and it all comes back to me.

Just in case anyone was wondering what a walking soulless husk of a human being devoid of any empathy or compassion looks like, this is it.

I lived and worked in Baton Rouge and New Orleans after Katrina, and am shaking with rage. If these people could have seen what I saw, or heard the stories I heard - knowing they had a huge hand in the devastation? I hope they never sleep at night.

Nothing is funnier than hearing men talk about something they know nothing about. “No, no bro, I swear, she had, like sextuple D’s!” Sure, bro. Sure.

is literally anyone surprised?

...there may be a war on what’s inside of women...

So did Mark Shrayber wait for this to be posted before he gave his 2 weeks notice?

A perfect occasion to remind people about this lovely Amazon bomb (reviews of the Bic pen for ladies):

In addition, we will need 2-3 volunteers to have their hair styled and make-up done.

I went to Richard Branson’s private safari reserve in South Africa and the employees told us a hilarious story about how the last time he was there, he got piss drunk and fell into a pond.

I wouldn’t last two second even thinking about wearing those shoes. I am a flats girl for life. I just can’t do it.

When four people testify in direct contradiction to what Owen Labrie claimed happened, DNA evidence existed and a physical exam came back consistent with rape and he still gets acquited of all the major charges, that shows you just how seriously America takes rape. For rich, white guys that is.

From the AP article:

Anna Merlan is my spirit animal.

But if you want people like that to come around, you have to give them credit when they do get something right, not just tell them they’re bastard coated bastards because they didn’t make a complete 180 in the time you’d like. Still advocate for those issues and push leadership and keep the conversation going, but…

He looked stunned*

A grouper swam up to me. I held out my hand for a fist bump.

I’m very sad that, due to lung problems, I am not able to scuba dive. :-(

More like “I’m not homophobic, everyone I know is a closeted gay homophobe”. On a related note, I watched this documentary recently on male prostitution in Vatican City, these holy men know how to party.