Okay but literally no other reaction to being surrounded by a pod of sea lions would be appropriate.
And you don’t wear that dress ever because it’s fucking hideous.
It’s coming for all of people who claim gluten-intolerance and then ask for a beer and cookies because those are okay.
Wait, what, is that woman - white? If so, that explains why her azz wasn’t shot at once she exited the vehicle.
So, I’m assuming I’ll get a lot of comments about the picture. Here’s what I’m going to say about the picture: once I found that on their Facebook page, there was about a 0% chance I was using anything else.
I think the people I’m thinking of did it because they were getting bugged with ‘when are you going to have kids’ questions
I know! I do recall us having a tete-a-tete!! :D I am definitely looking forward to my time on the penis island. Thank you for the warm welcome that also includes dinner and lots of fun friendly outings. I can’t wait!
Dear Jezzies, I will be in Scotland in five days 4 higher education. Please be my friend when I get there.
it was a couple who did this and they did it because their families wouldn’t stop giving them shit about when they were going to have a baby. for this reason, i am 100% for the puppy photo album— because on one hand, puppyyy! but on the other hand, maybe the in laws will shut the fuck up. it’s a win-win.
Gonna have to disagree with you on the “Chief Keef isn’t weird” part
I think it was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek.
Thank you for explaining this term. I am generally afraid to Google any slang term I read on the internet
It gets worse. My bff “gifted” me our little predator. When she calls me she always says “tell my furry g-dchild hello from her Auntie Stay-Stay”.
The black gate of Mordor.
They also don’t get that we can’t tell who is a rapist and who isn’t until they try to rape us or have a history/record/reputation, and even then we’re usually expected to give people the benefit of the doubt.
What most men don’t get is that we understand that it isn’t all men, but ALL WOMEN HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS. Or, as twitter says, #notallmen but definitely #allwomen.
I am so tired of having a vagina and being treated like a fuck toy piece of dirt. Can I give it back?