I once had to take a makeup test in the testing center, and for some reasons my allergies decided to go crazy that day. I was sniffling like mad, it was disgusting, and at first I couldn’t figure out where the hell their kleenex box was. I’m sure my sniffling and my constant sneezing disrupted literally everyone in…
I dislike normal bacon but I dislike turkey bacon most of all.
I’m allergic to pork. Turkey bacon is a lifesaver for me, although I do catch myself occasionally staring at pork, wondering why it’s much cheaper per pound and/or what I’m missing.
My mother and I have been engaged in a nearly relationship-ruining fight about turkey bacon for 20 years. I distinctly remember the day she brought it into our house. She served it with eggs and toast like absolutely nothing was wrong, but I wasn’t fooled. “What is this?” my 13-year-old self asked without any sass.…
Fine, but it’s not bacon. Bacon is salted pig. You may as well talk about chicken rump steak, you know?
“I love bacon, but i want it to taste more like cardboard”
nature is trying to tell you to eat normal bacon
I’m always excited to see a new makeover get posted - it’s one of my favorite features - but I’m also always a little sad. I submitted one in March that was never run and, given that it was a big deal for me to try a makeover and subject myself to public feedback, it always feels a little like a new rejection when I…
I fully support Jezebel’s new direction of being a bear-centric website.
Well, they did capitalize it. Maybe they were hoping to see Bears, the famed Jezebel commenter?
As you may know, there is no widely accepted defintion. The 1994 ban specifically addressed semi-automatic rifles with a pistol grip and bayonet mount. I have a personal definition. My definition is basically any weapon that is designed specifically to kill other humans as rapidly as possible.
Caitlyn allegedly “acted like a total wino” and “polished off a couple bottles of chardonnay all by herself” and soon became “totally disheveled.”
100% in disagreeance with the black eyeliner over brown. Teenaged me slathered that black eyeliner all up in dat waterline, adult me is a little more subduded and does a touch of brown on the outer corners. The only exception is liquid eyeliner (don’t try to sell me on colored cat eyes).
Did you ever see the “Twilight Zone” episode Agnes Moorehead starred in? She played a rural woman who lived alone and is visited by a tiny spaceship? She didn’t speak once. An incredible performance.
Thanks, I can’t imagine she would do something like that, but then I don’t understand the shit she’s done so far. It is my fervent hope that she leaves us alone and someone in her life gets her some care.
In our situation she blames a lot of people, myself included, because she is legit delusional. Nothing she could do at this point would surprise me.
It followed a disclaimer so he really should have just skipped it. But his apology was immediate and sincere. I believe he actually had a moment of empathy when he realized what he had done.
GOD DAMMIT I FUCKING HATE GUNS. Come at me, Internet, I don’t care.