BUSTED.

Babraham Rd is my personal favourite within Cambridge, but one of the termini of the London Tube’s Central Line is Cockfosters, and the proper announcer’s voice saying it always makes me giggle.

I totally agree with this scenario. I’ll bet no one is as shocked as him that he has gotten this far. He’s too egotistical to back out now; it would make him look like a “loser.” I think it just dawned on him this week that this is serious, hence the hiring of actual political operatives.

Actually, the guillotine is likely a much more humane method than lethal injection. But it’s more gross to observers, and making state killings more palatable to the public is really what lethal injection is all about, not about it actually causing a quicker or more painless death. A well-administered guillotine does…

Also, his policy platform.

clearly you have never actually taken hallucinogens.

I myself spent an afternoon with Nixon when I was 17 (He lived nearby in Saddle River). I’ve often wondered if he had some sort of high-functioning autism/asperger’s. But he gave me booze and served food on “the good china,” so I’m not complaining. Excellent pianist, too - played the Goldberg variations (seemingly)…

The vase thing happened in my city, at the Fitzwilliam (most British name ever). Totally informal since I work at a museum that isn’t the Fitz, but most of my coworkers give the guy’s story the hairy eyeball. The vases were on a window ledge next to the stairs and he claimed to have tripped, but considering their size…

You’d have to ask someone else, because that is graduate-level cleavaging - I’m still like, elementary level, you only ever see halfway in between my boobs at the most

It’s described in “Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail,” IIRC. They discussed football.

Chris Brown. Venus De Milo. Hmm. A noted work of art. Can we sent tripping kid to handle it?

So I’ve been developing this theory about Voldemort’s undiscovered horcrux lying under Donald Trump’s hairpiece à la Prof. Quirrell. Whaddya think?

A now former Facebook friend shared something from a confederate flag worshipper group. Found these gems:

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transphobic: it particularly relies on the joke being that it’s a man dressed as a woman WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE A MAN DRESSED AS A WOMAN LOLLLLL

It’s almost as if Donald Trump feels the need to incessantly attack anyone who threatens to pop the bubble that is his inflated sense of self worth because he’s afraid it will expose his crippling insecurity and the fragility of his ego and the fact that even he knows he’s not as great as he says he is.

If you signed up for Ashley Madison with your work email, you should absolutely be fired. Not because of ethics, but because you’re too fucking stupid for employement.

Especially with the ones who think stiffing you is a wonderfully creative form of personal entertainment. I mean, what better way to make the monkey dance than to stiff them and envision their impotent rage? I hate those people. I’ve never worked as a server and I hate those people.