getting there

Some aftermarket company is going to make bank with different bumpers for this car.

“Maybe next time we’ll fold the back seats flat, bring a radio, a blanket and some pillows, and watch the movie out the back window instead.”

Your beef is with Jim Gaffigan who he stole the joke from

“M5s have always been big, heavy highway cruisers.”

“Now... do I wish BMW charged a 15% premium to make a gas-engined RWD manual version that would allow for certification, profit, and manufacturing of the 18 cars that demand wold allow?”

No tire companies want to put the $ in for development of 13" tires that apply to no current vehicles on the road...

“Nothing to whiff at”

If you got one with a manual transmission it was always cool

“I’d just get the most basic 4 door package since coming from the Wrangler world”

Yes, but you can’t drive a side by side on the street so no one will know how cool and offroady you are at the mall...

carefull this got woj suspended at espn...

The first amendment protects individuals from government prosecution for saying things like “hey this King George guy sucks ass” which wasn’t the case as a colony. It does not protect you from the repercussions of what you say.

We should stop buying BMW’s when they stop caring about making cars fun to drive and eliminate manual transmission options - oh wait...

Sounds like you bought it to haul ass

I would say 90% of truck owners do neither. I get asked all the time why I don’t lift my truck and I always reply “cuz then I have to lift up shit higher to get it in/out of the bed”

Manual transmission or no transmission

“what am I missing?” a diesel 

“as none of you ungrateful shits bought the Golf Alltrack” Yea cuz I bought a Golf sportwagen TDI manual instead... 

BMW has watered down the M brand plenty...