but you will kill some pedestrians...

I prefer manual seats

I have plenty of friends who live in the city and go out on their boats every weekend from March to October.  

The Jeep with the diesel is a great choice but another answer is a Chevy Colorado or GMC Canyon with the dirtymax diesel quad cab. 7,700 lbs towing capacity is plenty to haul around boats, yet small enough to park in parking garages. It gets great mileage for a truck (I average 28 in mine). The cabin might be a bit…

Drummers don’t write lyrics I guess.

Why is there not a Chengli stock racing series?

E91 is only a wagon.  E90 was sedan, E92 coupe/vert.  I had a unicorn e91, but it got totaled in an accident.  The insurance company didn’t understand it was a unicorn...

A shit ton is the metric for measuring toilet paper.  It’s 2000 shits worth.

“Yeah, yeah; big whoop. How many rolls of toilet paper will it hold after my Costco run?”

There are a good deal of McLaren F1's that have been driven...

Calling it now, subi double backflip

What about Gymkhana 2.1?

There have been a lot of buttons in the 5 series for a while now...

Skateboarding is for the children:

Nah they are engaging in a physical outdoor activity while social distancing.  They are fine.

Longboarding doesn’t count...

No such thing as almond milk.  There is no almond titty therefore it is almond juice.

me waiting to purchase those repossessed cars at pennies on the dollar.