Don't need to be Madonna\With her fake-ass accent\For I am THE LORD\And my rhymes are heaven-sent <insert weird-ass pterodactyl shriek with lots of reverb> — Kanye, from no album ever

"Stop using gold plated floss!" — Dr Teef

I know you are, but what am-no, wait, what am I doing?

I have zero interest in an online back-and-forth that convinces no one of anything; so I'll say my piece and bow out.

I could not agree with you more. I've seen all eps of the show so far, and that episode tried my patience like no other. I was alternating between watching between my fingers and head-desking.

I...I'll let you judge for yourself:

Does...does the female spider have a knife?

"A tity in every mouth"?

Make it Chelsea Peretti and I'd watch that shit so hard my TV would catch fire.

Since it's Throwback Thursday (and this still seems depressingly relevant):

...and she lives on, with one hand in her pocket:

Yeah, Bossip, I think I'll save my outrage for more outrageous offenses. I don't think there are any racist undertones to Lena Dunham for calling Mr. Jon Mr. Wayne. I think she knows the difference (seriously, it would be hard not to), and simply wrote one Li'l when she meant the other.

I get so tired of explaining this.

Thank you! I'm a sucker for clever animation. And judging by the wiki article, this is very likely hilarious. Outsized love for ham! Gout! Extravagant beards! Darwin! Not to mention the killer cast (Hugh Grant, Martin Freeman, David Tennant, Salma Hayek, Brendan Gleeson). And you're correct: it's known as "The…

Viewed full screen, where the subtle change in the monkey's expression toward the end is visible, this is mesmerizing. Can't...stop...watching it.

Those bottles ARE peculiar. Funny, I thought her reality distortion field was strongest above her neck, not at her waist...

This, THIS, a thousand times this!

No wild-ass statement was ever more laughable.