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I’ll bet you a rotting pumpkin, a bag of weed, and a vial of measles vaccine that there’s exactly one candidate in this race who could freestyle a meaningful, factually accurate half hour on Aleppo without breaking a sweat.

[Relocated by author - to Aleppo]

What I love about that cover: it's a complete posterior! It's an asshole in the center, flanked by two buttcheeks.

Yeah, this suggests that our coin-op congress has some fire sale rates. The real story would be told, though, if we could follow the trail from NRA->Super PAC->campaign contributions. I suspect that numbers is CONSIDERABLY larger.

Kinja is screwing up my posts so badly it looks like I'm having a transient ischemic attack. Anyway, see response to wakka above).

And if only your interest in the bill extended to actually READING it before using it to cudgel a discussion into submission. Jujy said (and I’ll paraphrase here) that there are no laws that will take away your guns. This is factually correct for current laws, and extends to this bill. From the summary at https://www.c

This right here! You are exactly correct. She should avoid the infantile bullying nickname game completely, and "Donald" him into submission. No other name shenanigans are necessary when she can hit him over-and over-and over on his lack of knowledge, slogans as policy, and thin skin.

I’ve had no time for OKC and their shenanigans since they knowingly lied to their users back in 2014, telling people they were great matches when they were exactly the opposite. This struck me as so ethically challenged that I just couldn't with them anymore.

SUCH great news! This is my favorite show by a considerable margin. I have a certain fondness for the era (although I’m not sure why, what with the constant threat of annihilation and all), and it’s just so well done.

I was getting more of a "Frank from MIB" vibe.

Microdactyly Donald?

I loved Hole's first album, I really did. But since then, Courtney has proved to be such a foul, sad sack full of racism that I just can't with her anymore.

He's TORCHING people!

Dear Ted: No one really give a hanging chad about the person you picked to do the job you'll never have. Hell, I think I'll have a presser to announce my co-pope.

“Excuse me, my tusks are up *here*."

Edit: I don't know why Kinja is dicing up my comments and placing paragraphs wherever it wants, but I'm tired of fighting it. Sort your shit out, Gawker.

Dear Governor Asshole: No one is interested in you publicly wearing a hair shirt. We want 1). A permanent fix for the problem 2. Assistance for the people whose lives you’ve permanently fucked and 3. CRIMINAL CHARGES.