Predicted my ass. He followed the flow of the traffic and rationalized his actions after the fact, stroking his ego.

I know, just pointing out that the scouting report isn't that racist. People are so god damn sensitive about everything

It is also an example of satire, in which folly is exaggerated in order to draw attention to social ill. :D

much of the scouting report obtained by WSB-TV has been redacted

He's got some African in him. And I don't say that in a bad way, other than he definitely believes in witchcraft and probably has AIDS.

Losing to a team named "#yoloswag" makes it infinitely more frustrating.

The AMG GT will go on sale next spring, with the S model coming to the U.S. first and the base car coming the year after next. Will it put a dent in 911 sales?

Because we make jokes in the comments section every day about these same topics; Deadspin as an entity is the interplay between the bloggers and the readers/commentors. Ipso facto, Deadspin talking about how it is inappropriate to crack wise on the subject while we actively crack wise is ironic.

That this is being posted on Deadspin is both essential and ironic.

Ahhh. I don't know; they look more pensive than skeptical. I didn't minor in snark in blog college though, so maybe it's just me.

According to Kyle's edit, KerryWoodifhecould wins this round.

Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never..... Oh fuck it lets just string someone up any opportunity we get. Lets destroy her life for being an idiot.

We're talking about FAU here, so let's wait before crowning a new champ. Blake Sims never did this.

Gawker Media: Where We Excoriate White People For Trying to Rap but Encourage Them to Write Overwrought Musings on Hip Hop

If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

I reject your simplistic categorization.

You guys are such hipsters.

It's 'unfortunate' you view him based on his sexuality. To me he's just another player.

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?