Is he going to spew his moronic left wing political views, or is he just going to report on sports?

Did you finish reading the joke? You should finish reading the joke, it's funny.

What is so hard with giving cars/SUVs real names? The new GLCX2 turbo 4wd drive!!!! How about we just call it Jeff. Easy to remember and everyone trusts a SUV called Jeff

A straw man is a common type of argument and is an informal fallacy based on the misrepresentation of an opponent's argument.

SHHHH! You can't post that! Black people can't be racist! YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO THE INTERNET HATE POLICE!

Phew, that's a long post. While typing, did you take breaks to the mailbox to check for your Super Bowl ring?

OH MY GOD SHUT UP.

If watching or listening to other people embarrass themselves in public makes you cringe, you might want to skip this one.

Yes, and after that fumble call, the Niners got the ball right back. And Kaepernick promptly gave it away again.
As for the 5-yard call on the punt, that was the correct call. The punter fell back into where the defender's momentum was carrying him. 5-yard call AT BEST.
Stop crying. You're starting to sound like a…

No, the 49ers got hosed by Krapernick's 3 fourth-quarter turnovers. THREE.

Niner fans are the NEW Raider fans.

But the outcome of the Bowman fumble was immaterial to the drive and in fact, better field position was gained on the 4th down stop. You're complaining about a call that didn't matter although yes, we didn't know it wouldnt matter at the time.

It's what the 49er fans have done in every instance of a loss in an important game in the last 3 years. If you think the games were won and lost on illegal contact penalties not being called, I don't know if you really understand how the game works, especially in light of all the other things I could point to that…

This is why Niners fans are looked down upon. You're making a run at 2005 Seahawks Superbowl levels of blaming everything but your lack of execution for losing.

Previously: this and this.

"...and we're going to get black people in here"

Wow. Pretty sensationalist "journalism" here. This is endorsed by the NFL, guys. Steve Smith takes your lunch box, juice box, and sandwich, and replaces it with a kale, quinoa, and grilled free range organic chicken breast salad as part of the NFL's Play 60 campaign to encourage healthy eating. And then he knocks it…

uggghhhh everyone's a comedian at deadspin.....

Not much of an answer to see in the article...If this lady can get a ride to the voting polls, she can get a ride to the DMV.

They should have allowed her to cast a provisional ballot though...that ball was clearly dropped by the people running that office. That wasn't really a problem with the ID law.

oh poo poo. homeless people have ids. i did when i was homeless. and i walked all the way to the dmv to get it.