I just noticed in the Super Bowl kickoff return, after Harvin scored, the special teamers, rather than jump on/slap the scoring player in the head repeatedly and more jarringly than most tackles (inexplicably and repeatedly, until the guy can safely return to the sidelines [where he’ll get slapped in the head a bunch…

Ooo pick me, pick me!!! I’d LOVE to see what cool and tough things you would do!

Nah, he’s right; you’ve clearly never been filmed for no good reason by a private citizen whom is solely looking to agitate you for a few column inches.

“Well, aren’t you just the bravest, most non-judgemental little boy that I ever did see! I’m so proud of you, son. I always have been. I bet all races love and respect you!”

“Whenever Tim Tebow takes a knee on the field and thanks God, he is engaging in a very conscious act of moral grandstanding. I write that with no judgment whatsoever.”

Except that wouldn’t be true for a few reasons. First, I’m not offended by it at all, ergo, it’s definitively subjective, not objective. Second reason is because no one cares what you think. Third reason is because no one has really ever cared what you think about anything.

It's only a fair ball if it ends up moving into fair play prior to the ball reaching either 1st or 3rd base. If a ball is lined foul into the outfield, then richochets off of a wall beyond the 1st or 3rd baseline causing it to roll into fair play in the outfield, it's still a foul ball. Long story short, it's only…

Either all of you (Deadspin “writers” [lol]) are completely missing the crux of his criticism (that you are all writing in a cognitively dissonant echo chamber for adolescents) or you’re willfully abdicating reason because of your hurt feelings.

You mean, like fundamentalist Muslims??

Either all of you (Deadspin “writers” [lol]) are completely missing the crux of his criticism (that you are all writing in a cognitively dissonant echo chamber for adolescents) or you’re willfully abdicating reason because of your hurt feelings.

One of the most fun things to do on this site is read the captions before the jump prior to seeing the author, and KNOWING it's a Kevin Draper sentence.

Spoken like a true ‘never-will-do-anything-worthy-and-will-just-write-about-those-that do-in-a-small-echo-chamber-on-the-internet.’

No, he’s right. Puig is even more overrated than Harper. Both CAN be great, but Puig is already regarded by lazy sports writers (and lazier bloggers on deadspin) as already being there.

Prescient baseball comment worthy of a better message board than Deadspin.

Are you all really this unaware of sarcasm on the regular? Shit, to be a fly on the wall of your interpersonal interactions...

On the sports blog for which he writes (in tandem with about 10 or so other "bloggers" of equal anonymity), estrogen-drenched never-will-be Tom Ley writes something of no importance/insight (again), fumbling his way through another laborious insinuation that someone whom is doing something Tom desperately wishes he…

Well, at least he's probably consistent in his opinions. Unlike SOME people on this site.

Without having any more context than the story and accompanying letter, he had to write the letter as a business maneuver. Otherwise, most people (athletes, by whom he's trying to be hired) might conclude he was so ineffectual as an agent that he was complicit somehow in not managing his client well. And it was a…

It's just rooted in racism on behalf of the "Fab" five. But no one will call it that. If Christian were black, he'd just be some rank and file one time NBA all-star. He was white and played for Duke, ergo, knee jerk racism by dumb children. Matt Barnes is easily the most hate-able person to ever play basketball, but,…

Lol at his next post completely rubbing your faux outrage face in the dirt, you Kevin Draper wimp.