Speaking of Bill Buford books: “Among the Thugs” is superb and I would highly recommend it.

If I had any character whatsoever I’d stop cheering for this dogshit franchise.  But I don’t so I won’t.  I hate myself.  

If I had any character I’d stop cheering for the Cubs.  But I’m a rube so I’ll still be there at Wrigley despite my money going to these fuckers.  

I’m happy because Drew Magary is back.  Only reason to be happy today.  

“If anything, Porzingis’s trade request protects this dipshit organization from ever having to reveal whatever Professor Frink-ass plan they were cooking up before now.” 

A very good point!  

“Can WWE be trusted with intergender wrestling?”

What’s your favorite memory of the Carmelo Anthony Bulls era?  

How come Tony Romo knew exactly what the Pats were doing in OT but the Chiefs coaching staff didn’t?

My best friend does broadcasting for a junior hockey league and he always says “I’ve seen bad calls, but I’ve never seen the ref pick up the puck and put it in the net.”
Was the call bad?  Absolutely.  Was it why the Saints lost?  Nah.  

As a FSU fan who is dreading Lawrence carving up the hapless Noles for the next two years it really sucks that he can’t play in the NFL til 2021.  

There’s a zero percent chance that his apology tweet wasn’t written by an agent/PR flack, right?  

Sounds like the only decent thing Rahm did as mayor was tell these people to fuck off.  

That’s what I call a lockdown cornerback.

I don’t know what I like more: your post or the people who likely read it and didn’t realize the point of your post was to make fun of the Red Sox/their fanbase.  Can I just say “all of the above?”

(It’s also, to be completely fair, a testament to Lesnar’s brilliant ability to make his opponents look good, which is borderline genius when he decides to do it.)

Simmons, Lombardi and Francesa, while bad/dumb, don’t hold a candle to the others, who are either racists or covering for racists.  

“Vines have sound, and sound can increase the hype of something by like 10000%”

My favorite is the GIF of the two guys on the Jumbotron forlornly waving green towels.  

Just came here to say that this headline is tremendous.  Keep up the good work!