curtainjerker
Curtain Jerker
curtainjerker

Josh Hader, the best reliever in baseball last year, was roughly as unhittable this year, but of the 41 hits that he allowed in 75-and-two-thirds innings, 15 were home runs; that’s more than he allowed in his previous 129 innings, and 36.5 percent of the total hits he allowed all year.” 

My dream is for Miami to go 0-16 ATS.  That would be an accomplishment.  

“... while punching a pregnant stranger at the airport.”

William Fichtner is the best “hey it’s THAT GUY” of the past twenty+ years.  

Doug hating Donovan McNabb is Peak Eagles Fan.  

Co-sign #2Giardiniera makes everything better.

Bears fan here. If you don’t short this team like they are a 2007 housing bond then I don’t know what to tell you. Bet the under hard - they’ve made the playoffs in back-to-back years exactly once this century.

Next up: Chicago Bears.”

The mental image of Marshawn Lynch fully dressed and drinking cognac from the bottle makes me smile from ear to ear.

Elizabeth Warren’s from Oklahoma though...

...I will break a guitar over your head.”

The “best” part is there are no consequences for terrible calls like this. Foster is gonna ump tonight’s game with zero repercussions.

Sensational batch of letters.  Props to Vince and J especially.  

“My team the Carolina Panthers, are one of only two teams in the league named after an area.”
There’s three actually --> Carolina Panthers, New England Patriots, Tampa Bay Buccaneers.  

...unless you count his sprint vs. Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania 33, which was at least entertaining but maybe not quite a good wrestling match.” 

Dear Bengals fans,

The replies on that tweet about Marquette King are both depressing as all hell and sadly expected.

Between the thrown TV and bandwagon-ing to the Pats as soon as they got good I feel safe in saying that Matt Davis’s dad is kind of a tool.

Bob is my new favorite WYTS emailer.  Job very well done!