I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

Triggered!

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

... the irrepressible taint of Phoenix.

Did his dad abandon them in October? That would explain a lot.

There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

“the greatest pitcher of his generation”

5 minutes from the blog being posted to victim blaming, solid work

When you make statements like this then yes, you are asking for it.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

Everyone has a hard-on for Hader. He’s like the posterboy for relief pitchers.

Those vacuums’ll take your dick right off. You don’t wanna have sex with them.

I’ll always appreciate him because he was the first pitcher to win the Cy Young despite not winning many games thus pissing off all the old baseball people. 

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

If he really wanted to emulate the Undertaker, it should have taken him at least 12 minutes to get from the on-deck circle to the batter’s box.

Can we root for them to be so bad that the 1972 Dolphins retroactively have their perfect season stripped so we never have to hear about it again?

Everyone knows about the 1972 Dolphins ex-players celebrating the demise of the last undefeated team every year. Far fewer have heard about the Suicide Pact they made if the Dolphins were to ever finish a season 0-16. Let’s make this happen people.

In the 80s office hockey pool era, Wayne Gretzky was so transcendent, would give one team such an unfair advantage that a rule was generally used where you couldn’t draft Wayne as a player, for his total points, but rather would have to select either Wayne Gretzky’s Assists or Wayne Gretzky’s Goals. Eventually, we did…

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

I posted the following yesterday; let’s see how I did!