“When they go low, we go high”?
If Trump’s election taught us anything it is that “When they go low, they win.” Fight fire with fire!

I’m hoping for Winnipeg-Tampa in the Finals, only because I want to see rock bottom in terms of ratings for NBC.

Shocked it is only 75% to be honest - guess I underestimated the internet

Five years of abject tanking for a gentleman’s sweep vs a team who’s two best players were in street clothes? If that isn’t a “colossal failure” then we need a new definition for the phrase.

How is what Saudi Arabia is doing today to women different than what apartheid-era South Africa was doing for decades to blacks? Is the difference that Saudi Arabia has a better PR team?

Chris Paul is also A - a first-ballot Hall Of Famer and B - never been past the second round of the playoffs in his sport either.

“Project Spearhead’s stance is that the UFC treats its fighters like employees, but pays them like independent contractors.”

1 - You write better than I do anything

Jesus that track record is so deplorable I half expect the Wizards’s twitter background picture to just be a giant Pepe The Frog.

Julio Franco gets bonus points for me for having a kickass batting stance. Seriously, bask in the glory of this swing:

I’m a causal UFC fan so bear with me if this is a dumb question...but was that ref stoppage too early, too late, or at just about the right time?

Here’s hoping Edmonton is dumb enough to take Seabrook off Chicago’s hands. Maybe Bowman can sell Chiarelli on his “veteran leadership” or something.

Christ almighty are the “CBS Sports Minutes” they play on The Score brutally bad. Can’t imagine how bad more Gottlieb must be.

Three all-sports radio stations for one market seems like three too many.

The only thing worse than the guy who accidentally Replies All is the guy who deliberately Replies All and is nowhere near as funny as he thinks he is.

This is a far more interesting angle than anything going on at Wrestlemania this weekend.

You know how bad you have to fuck up to make Jon Jones look like a responsible, well-adjusted person by comparison?

I’ve been on this bandwagon for a while too. I’d go even further - no draft and no salary cap/luxury tax. Let teams acquire talent the same way every other business acquires talent.

The most impressive streak in sports (journalism) lives another day - a Drew Magary article where after reading it I say “man, thank CHRIST I don’t have kids!”

The absolute worst college fans are the fans of a particular school who never went to said school.