I think it’s actually going to be closer to the Smalls Lighthouse incident, which is definitely horror-worthy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smalls_Lighthouse

Let’s not forget the dueling Victorian fairy movies either...

He actually stayed in character during the entirety of filming Cats, but still had his DJ gig in Ibiza.

Where have you been for the last three years?

Here’s a tip: when next distracted by that insidious optimism, simply think, ‘What’s the worst political outcome?’ 
Then relax safe in the knowledge that that’s exactly what will happen.

I don’t know, the Big Bad in that season was such a cartoonish clown that it was hard to take it all seriously.

No, no. The episode where they went back in time and fought alongside Eric the Red. Did I dream that one?

The final season of America was kind of a downer, but with the seeds of its end planted at the very beginning, thematically appropriate.

Could be worse:

Would’ve been perfect if they had, in fact, hurled up a dead mouse.

I’m gonna go adopt 5 cats just to spite you

Awww. Somebody needs a hug.

I always crack up at seeing Great Gatsby parties where people emulate the elegant debauchery of Gatsby’s parties. Even Fitzgerald’s friends didn’t get the point when he originally wrote it. One of his exes told him she was flattered that he included her in the novel, and his response was “Which bitch do you think you…

The other child, unfortunately, was born as one of the Deviants. He had purple skin and a pronounced, bumpy chin, and though he had a relatively normal childhood alongside his brother at first, things eventually took a turn and he grew up to be a genocidal maniac with a fondness for wiping out half of all life in…

As a sentient seagull, I too am very offended, I'll be writing a str- OH SHIT SON, SOMEONE LEFT SOME FRENCH FRIES IN THIS GARBAGE CAN

It just feels like Jack Kirby reused his idea for the New Gods when he came back to Marvel but added the ancient alien twist

I’m gonna put down $5 that this is going to be fresh steaming compost and still be kind of a hit with the kind of people who have Rick & Morty tattoos.

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

Only if there’s panoramic shots of fighter jets doing a fly-by of an abandoned launch site which just happens to have large American flag waving in the breeze plus a montage ofaverage Joe America and family in slow motion. All shot in sepia tone with plenty of lens flare.

Yeah. I don’t know, man - personally, I’m firmly in the “Christianity is cancer” camp, but I’ve always tried to give people who are into it the benefit of the doubt if they manage to be overall decent...but this whole thing is a nice bit of reinforcement for my personal bias. The Puritanism, the “let me pray over you”…

“Can I pray over you before I leave?”