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HOT FUCKING TAKE.

The best part about hearing him say this in my head is when he gets to “overwhelming,” spoken in that Herzogian way that makes it like 5 syllables.

(I know I’m in danger of becoming a Werner Herzog quote gimmick account, but really, this film seems to call for it.)

If you do it, I promise I’ll match you with a Klaus Kinski account.  *Realizes that this means the commentariat are going to ask you if they can murder me... is okay with that.*

Can’t help but read any Werner Herzog quote in Paul F. Tompkin’s Herzog character

Incredible

It might get you shot, but you won’t really care.

Mmmm, I love fresh, country fair Horndogs.  

Can I be a Werner Herzog gimmick account too?

“I look upon the seregetti and I do not see beauty, only nature in a state of incompletion.  This is a place that, if there is a god, was created in anger, the animals crying out in pain and agony HAKUNA MATATA!”

SHUT UP OLD MAN! BOW B4 BAE!

Keep em coming! 

You should call this gimmick account “Warmer Horndog.

We’ll allow this one, but one more and you have to eat your shoe.

You will probably never hear me complain about posting too many Werner Herzog “quotes.”

I didn’t know I needed to hear the phrase “candy-ass” as spoken by Herzog until today.  Thank you for that.

I hear it in his voice. Bra-fucking-vo.

When Robin comes back with the blueprints her line seems to be almost a direct lift from Sneakers. (1992) Here are the original lines from the movie.

And the final page is an image of a dog with shifty eyes.

Change the channel, Coral.

The Walking Dead died on the way back to its home planet.