If anyone wants 32 seconds of the original guy, enjoy!

It’s a fine casting choice. I just don’t like rock biopics.

I, um, if they, um...

I read the linked article, and my hackles rose as soon as it got to the part about some websites declaring a “no negative reviews” policy. That immediately invalidates your sites entire critical output, in my opinion. If you want a kinder approach to criticism, by all means institute some kind of anti-snark policy;…

“Dying on the toilet,” “dying while having sex,” and “dying while someone is holding your beer” are not mutually exclusive.  It’s a small and disturbing area on the Venn diagram, but it does exist.

Yes. Impeachment is a *process* — not a single vote.

Look, I think we can all agree that the 235 Democrats in the House can all only do one thing at a time, so instead of focusing on losing Impeachment they should focus on losing the 2020 election instead!

I think the only thing worse than trying and failing to convict on an impeachment is refusing to try and telling the world that so long as you are popular, you really do get to be above the law. You have to try.

This will all climax in the ultimate pop culture entertainment, featuring all the stars standing against a white backdrop, humming the same pleasant tone for three minutes.

People forget that we’re talking about crimes. Things that are not “unpopular” but illegal.

Democratic legislators are shockingly out of touch with what regular people think, as well as what most people think. Like most semi-closed societies, they’re cut off from the will of the people, and generally too wealthy and corrupt to care. Republicans and Nazis (increasingly indistinct) don’t need the will of their…

Where are the movies with Wolverine? Ay, where are they?
Think not of them, thou hast thy mutants too -
For Fassbender and MacAvoy’s acting is okay,
And J-Law’s contract won’t renew.

‘November - a “more contemplative time,” in Kinberg’s words’.

Wait, I thought this was the Straight Pride Parade 

Bacon has actually been really good in that regard, he’s by far the best speaker in Mystic River and was solid Black Mass from what I remember.

“This is bullshit. I did not cut her face off, I did naaaaaaaht.”

I got the results back. I definitely have eye-nipples.

This donut has no middle! I give it a 0/10.

Sorry, no time; I subscribe to “Will This Donut Fit On My Dikachu” instead.

No way!
You said that jelly filling was a pulp but it was curd, man. IT WAS A CURD!