It’s almost like Tim Story doesn’t understand the basics of, um, plot narrative...tale telling.  

Can you blame the film-makers for not getting the character right? He’s a complicated man.

“What happened to your parents?”

These weak blockbusters are setting the stage for spunky crowd favorite The Nightingale to win the summer with its August release! I predict boffo BO for its adventurous, heartwarming tale!

“Molly’s parents are neuralized into blissful ignorance”

We’re gonna get a movie called FRO7EN, aren’t we?

Or the ever-popular Frozen 2: Electric Ig-a-loo.

lest we forget Fro2en.

Frozen 2: The Legend of Really Cold

Literally yesterday my daughter, who loved the first film was talking about not wearing anything with snowflakes on it , in case her friends thought she still liked Frozen.

Yeah I’ve tried Bloodborne and Dark Souls and I just can’t handle it.  Maybe 20 years ago but the reflexes ain’t what they use to be,  let alone the free time needed to “git gud”

I love From, and I liked (and finished) Sekiro, but damn I wish they’d make their games easier. I’m gettin too old to “Git Gud”.

I hear George is going to write the first three quarters or so then, based on his outline, they’ll complete it.

She’s constantly eating pretend food and starving what more do you want from her.

He's talking about Roombas, right?

Arr Arr Dowd

“ye best start believing in AV Clubs...You’re in one!”

This was just inevitable, really.

Holy shit. Did you get a course credit for writing this?