What? Skinny-doughy is the ultimate aphrodisiac. That’s what my wife says before going back to staring longingly at that poster of Jason Momoa she taped to the ceiling above our bed.

Fake or not, what kinda dip shit is proud of selling heroine. Heroine is a no mess around, hardcore, fuck your life drug.

It does me good to know that Simpsons quotes and references are still the lingua franca of the A.V. Club.

I followed MS-13 in their early years on Twitter because they were keeping it real but now they do sponsored posts about Essential Oils and Keto.

If only because it scans better may I suggest “à la recherche de grosses foufounes”?

...with the first portion, Swann’s Swank’s Way?

I was also up for the lead in Fifty Shades of Grey, but I lost the role because I insisted on maintaining a constant, almost nauseating level of nudity.

Floridas Man*

I like the part where we’re claiming that there aren’t any powerful females in the Victorian era considering who it’s named after. :D

And shitting in the rose garden

There's only one appropriate reaction to 50 Shades:

I think you’re confused, everyone is supposed to be criticizing GoT since season 8, episode 4.

Maybe you were frozen in ice or something, in that case it’s okay, but you need to get on the bandwagon or you’ll risk getting labelled unmutual.

this shot is brilliant and should be shown in any film study class

Your comment reads like the back of a classic VHS porno box.

If? You know he’s getting the job. Because we’re in the darkest, dumbest timeline now and all.

Whoa! I haven’t seen this photo in a long time! It’s working on me like Proust’s madeleine!

Are you sure Brett Ratner didn’t produce the movie?

ME3's ending starts before the last mission, when you’re walking around that blown-out town chatting with your old friends.

He’s not a single issue guy. He’s been vocalizing his white nationalist beliefs since the 80s.