SNL WRITERS: Hey, can you believe that a posh English person could turn out to be extremely violent? Lol wut?

They should explain it with a cameo appearance from Matthew McConaughey, leering as he watches some of Peter’s classmates walk by.

Never mind CleganeBowl, there’s only one gladiatorial venue that can resolve all this baby uncertainty.

Well, exactly - that’s some hard-won expertise right there. As someone who has deeply studied the military tactics of both Age of Empires and the Total War series, I can authoritatively state that Daenerys needs to git gud smh lol.

He was just sitting around, agreeing, and not doing anything about it.

So you’re saying watching a sweary YouTube video about Dumb Military Fails isn’t adequate training for medieval warfare? Because I heard that’s how Richard the Lionheart prepared for the Crusades.

Good point. But this is also complicated by Bran’s very clear role as an avatar of problematic First World climate change inaction. He knows the danger is real, but his master plan turns out to be sitting around doing nothing in particular until someone else takes action to save him.

Um, I thought the symbolism was actually pretty obvious around the White Walkers-global warming conclusion:

Looks like I can add “the CGI costs of depicting an interaction” to my list of excuses for being a rude prick to people.

Call me when somebody has replaced the current soundtrack with Mariya Takeuchi’s ‘Plastic Love’ on a 100-minute loop.

And the algorithms are getting cannier. Right now, it’s advertising noise-canceling headphones to me right above this story about Meghan McCain saying things.

If The View is so concerned with ‘balance’, they should fire this idiot and hire the wad of cardboard I have shoved under the leg of my kitchen table. It’s calm, it’s effective, and it has some surprisingly nuanced opinions on universal basic income.

Pudding...head...?

Are we absolutely sure that we’re not all just really hungry and hallucinating that Katy Perry is a giant hamburger? As a cartoon character, it happens to me all the time.

I think Telltale games are/were best enjoyed without too much research into the consequences of your choices from walkthroughs etc. The choices and ‘alternate paths’ were often flimsy, for sure, but for a single-playthrough experience they often worked well as a Regret Simulator. The choice may have been false, but my…

I played the Telltale Game of Thrones with some friends spectating from the couch, and can confirm that it replicated the authentic Jon Snow experience of having an audience yell at you for making idiotic decisions.

In a deleted scene, Dany passive-aggressively reveals to Jon that it’s no big deal, but she’s actually allergic to dog hair, but of course he can keep Ghost around if he wants. Also, doesn’t he think his old cronies Sam and Tormund are holding him back?

One bastard son of a Baratheon moves in and suddenly everything is getting gendryfied.

Don’t knock Tim Horton’s until you’ve been north of the Wall and tried their Giant’s Milk Lattes.

To be fair, Dany drinking too much Starbucks coffee is as good an explanation as any for her growing peevishness and paranoia.