Try his bananabaptist daiquiri.

I don’t know, I think Snyder is more like the idiot’s version of an intellectual filmmaker.

I mean, Spielberg is a good enough filmmaker that anything he produces will clip along well on a moment-to-moment level. But he’s doing it in service of a juvenile power fantasy with shallow characters and unexamined gross themes.

For a double bill showcasing the worst of 2018's toxic nostalgia, creative bankruptcy, and fundamental slick shittiness, settle in for Ready Player One and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

The world will be in its bunk.

Jesus, I just looked that up: Birds of Prey (And The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn).

Tandem cyclists suddenly finding it really hard to pedal! Kids on see-saws being dumped to the ground painfully! Boxing matches ending in solitary, flustered embarrassment, while pay-per-view customers flood the complaint lines!

BLACK WIDOW: Thanos did exactly what he said he was going to do. He wiped out 50 % of all living creatures.

I’m afraid we have to let Woke Twitter be the judge of that, Hasselt.

the privelege of having Yiannopoulos fly to wherever you are and take you and a friend out to dinner once a year—a steal at $750

Serving a multi-year sentence for a violent crime committed on the streets of Beirut, a hardened adolescent (Zain al-Rafeea) sues his parents for giving birth to him, pleading the case that bringing another child they couldn’t love or protect into the world was an act of criminal negligence.

It’s an anagram for ‘Anus Pet’, referring to Snoopy, for obvious reasons.

“Say, what’s in this drink” is a well-used phrase that was common in movies of the time period and isn’t really used in the same manner any longer. The phrase generally referred to someone saying or doing something they thought they wouldn’t in normal circumstances; it’s a nod to the idea that alcohol is “making” them…

It just came out on PC this year, though - leave me my tenuous relevance, for pity’s sake! The first Kiwami is meant to be along for PC within the next couple of months too, looking forward to that.

I liked Yakuza 0 because it’s a complex, emotional, and well-acted crime saga which also offers you the option of wearing shoes that squeak like a cat when you walk and make other pedestrians want to fight you.

Very true. The actual context for the quote seems to have been less advice and more a reflection on how a lot of pulp potboilers were written during his early career in the 1930s.

The best advice for overcoming writer’s block was and remains Raymond Chandler’s “When in doubt have a man come through a door with a gun in his hand.” Invaluable for kickstarting everything from birthday cards to bedtime stories and office emails.

You know, I always forget until I see pictures like the header image here that Charlie was played by a young John Malkovich.

Instead of Skynet, r/redpill became self-aware. In so far as that’s possible given its users.

“And we now go over live to climate change expert, energy lobbyist, and internet sensation This Is Fine Dog. This Is Fine Dog, thank you for being here. Your thoughts on this latest climate change warning?”