Let’s not forget that lost classic, Paul Kinsey’s ‘The Negron Complex’. It could have healed America, damn it!

I haven’t watched this, but given the presence of that Emerson quote it sounds like that whole seeing-starlight-for-the-first-time bit was inspired by the Asimov short story and novel Nightfall - where it does, indeed, go very, very badly.

her joke, “If they’d take up a collection to send me somewhere nice,” with which she began her declaration sounded like it contained more than a wisp of wistful wishing.

...the ‘w’ was meant to stand for ‘watch’.

I’m on an imported Disqus->Kinja account, and have been getting huge chunks of notifications sporadically since the Kinjapocalypse - seems to be doing March 2017 at the moment.

Director: Zack Snyder.

With all the visionary 1960s sci-fi out there, who knew Danger: Diabolik was going to be the most prescient film of its time?

TL;DW:

“Today, I am launching my new initiative, the President’s Council on Physical Stillness. Americans need to know about the tremendous dangers of getting up and moving around and getting the cheese sweats and chest pangs. Stay on the couch, folks. Believe me.”

Doesn’t Trump object to exercise on the grounds that that the human body only has so much energy to spend over its lifetime? I’d imagine he finds ESPN pretty horrifying viewing at the best of times.

Ah fuck, we’re going to get another Alamo movie, aren’t we?

Yeah, I can feel a bit of fatigue setting in already, and I’ve just unlocked all three underbosses and a whole new tranche of missions. It reminds me a bit of the first Assassin’s Creed game, where every assassination had to be set up by completing a certain number of the same mini-missions, and you were motivated to…

After finding it very cheap, I decided to give Mafia 3 a go, and as the old travel writing cliché goes, New Bordeaux is a land of contrasts.

Reports suggest the meeting with Scott was awkward from the start, when Trump asked him if he was Frederick Douglass.

“After a string of revenge thrillers, I’m at a stage in my career where I really want to move on to forgiveness thrillers. So watch out for my upcoming movies The Other Cheek, Pardoned, and Reconciliation Wish.”

“What is your fascination with my Forbidden Closet of Mystery?”

Rey must rescue Poe from the clutches of the vile gangster Tasu Leech so that the Resistance can unite to bring down the First Order’s new superweapon, the peepeebuttholefarts.

Keep it on topic, please. What age is the butt?

Given that he’s a Republican in 2017, is anybody really surprised that Cruz’s kink is people standing quietly on the sidelines and playing with themselves?

I refuse to watch an Edison-Tesla rivalry film until somebody adapts Matt Fraction’s The Five Fists of Science.