Stop alienating conservatives.

- Viewpoint diversity is arguably the most important type of diversity and political orientation is one of the most fundamental and significant ways in which people view things differently.
- In highly progressive environments, conservatives are a minority that feel like they need to stay…

"AND WHY EXACTLY IS IT 'MISTER' BUNGLE? TYPICAL FEMINAZI MISANDRY! SO MUCH FOR THE TOL-"

Before they rewrote history with their liberal college professor friends, the world knew Karl Marx's most famous work by its real name, So What's The Deal With Communism? Let Me Explain.

"Say, did you read what the president tweeted la-"

Marley In Me.

Fox News. Hey-oooh.

Or the classic All Dogs Go To Heaven.

[Yoda voice] That…is why you fail.

And it's not to be confused with You Tubered, a video site for sharing clips of people being pelted with potatoes.

"They came to sweep the leg…"

No, me human white.

Daniel, who, despite being successful, is “struggling to maintain balance in his life without the guidance of his mentor, Mr. Miyagi.”

And squeaking out: "Welcome to Colonial Williamsbutt."

[Flustered, Brad resorts to his default 'character actor' shtick, grimacing and putting on an exaggerated Southern accent.]

"Please welcome the new White House press secretary, Steve Urkel."

It's got the good stuff that kids would go for, if not for fear of the brutal consequences.

Hey everybody, look at this elitist fire-makin' fella over here! Thinks he's better than us because he knows how to summon the Red Flower!

For example:

Sometimes people want to knock others to ground for fun and profit.

I'm trying, but this cheap-ass 3D printer is so slow.