So, that's the racial slurs covered too.

Too good for a movie title-based pun thread, eh? Don't let The Doors hit you in the ass on your way out.

Hey, I finally have something to contribute to one of these stories! What a day. Okay. Here goes:

Whoa, slow down, Poindexter! In English, please.

I see your SEO game, AV Club. You want to be the top search result for "ryan reynolds feet".

On a related note: happy first day of Brexit negotiations, everybody!

The Klingons are the David Bowies of alien species - restless, mercurial, forever trying on new looks.

If we're talking groovy scat cats, Harry 'The Hipster' Gibson has a real gone jive.

Tidal gets exclusive, Tidal loses exclusive… You can't explain that!

- Jack the Ripper, 1888.

My crude Voight-Kampff test works yet again. It's when they scuttle off to the shadow of a big rock that you know you've got one of those Bilderberg Illuminati types on your hands.

Yeah - I mean, just for context, you're not a lizard person, right?

Alex Jones Accuses Other People of Just Being Actors Spouting Inflammatory Nonsense for Money. Pot, Kettle Make Rare Joint Statement Condemning Hypocrisy.

Hold on to it - maybe your girlfriend is better at pulling off the look.

That jacket was a once in a lifetime bargain.

I won't be able to make it to any of the live shows, but Lorde, I hope there are tapes!

De Blasio should watch his back - the night mayor (aa-AAA-aaaah) could turn out to be a fighter of the day mayor.

"Tastes better than it sounds!" makes for a dubious pull quote.

Dictators' wives be shoe shoppin'!

Look, the Qatar deal is very simple: if you suspect a country is funneling funding and supplies to terrorists, you better make sure they're getting the really shitty American-made stuff from the remainders bin. Smart!