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Instead of building up to an Infinity War-style crossover, they'll have a movie where a CGI Abbott and Costello meet everybody.

Okay, okay, I'm writing all this down. Now: is this 'magikarp' a drug of some kind? If so, what kind of income bracket are the kids who are on it? And how can I tenuously link it to a headline about the Age of Trump?

But he still manages to 'get her done'.

And here I had just finished crafting a hot take about Pokémon Go. People still care about that, right?

And who can forget the Onion-Belting World Series of 19-dickety-7?

A bunch of no-good kids go around listening to repetitive electronic music, wearing their baseball caps all wrong, and walking on everybody's lawns.

♫ Glory hole! ♫
♫ You're always on the run now ♫
♫ Runnin' after somebody ♫
♫ You've gotta get him somehow ♫

…I like the way they think.

The very fact that he calls it 'wall stuff' tells me he's not ready.

Going by Season 4's strategy, I think he means that the characters will be separated by high walls at all times.

I'm sure the far-right credentials she gets from this will earn her lots of upvotes in whatever squalid subreddit she ends up in.

Ladies and gentlemen,welcome to the Contemptible Nationalist Craziness Olympics!

Halfway through the lecture he switches on a PowerPoint presentation, and someone in the audience shouts "Judas!"

"The worst long-gestating passion project since Cars."

With none of the Pythons in the same room most of the time, and cameos by Seth Rogen and Kristen Wiig.

BREAKING NEWS: Three post-production studios, an Amazon Studios server farm, and Terry Gilliam's home have all been struck by lightning and burned to the ground simultaneously. No footage of The Man Who Killed Don Quixote has survived.

Taught by none other than Michael Flynn.

They need some provisions like the old border security forms for when foreigners entered the US:

It can be two memes.

[Waves bulky VR glove. Virtual hand spasms near door, not quite connecting. Player gets queasy.]