As I was leaving the cinema, I heard a little boy asking his dad:
"But what happened to Captain Andor at the end?"
"Well, I think…I think the explosion got him."
[Significant silence.]

"Integrity, for men. Smell like you mean it."

The Dark Not.

"We know Zack Snyder was a controversial helmsman for the DC Cinematic Universe, and some of you didn't love his vision. Well, we have no such fears for his replacement - everybody, give a big hand for Michael Bay!"

Q. Did you make money from the Apple deal?
A. Yes.
Q. A follow-up: are you a medieval Franciscan friar pledged to poverty in order to better serve God?
A. No.
Q. Thanks for your time.

If you liked Batman Begins, you'll love Batman Will Begin When He's Good And Goddamn Ready, Just Stop Hassling Him Okay? Fuck…

My favourite vox pop thing these days is the Trump voters who can't give an opinion on the latest fuckery, because they stopped following the news after he got elected, because they're busy hard-working folks. Must be relaxing.

If they came out in 2011, 2013, and 2017, you've been watching The Smurfs films. Don't feel bad, it's a common mistake.

I feel like Cameron and the studios must not realise, or not want to realise, that success like that is a perishable commodity, even if your film holds up on repeat viewings.

Or "we're making four more Avatar movies, eventually, probably, but first a theme park for some damn reason".

I don't know where you're getting that. I see a giant, all-devouring vagina.

What I'm taking away from this poster is that New York plays such a central role, it's almost like another character in the film.

With just some minor tweaks, that fight could have been so much more satisfying:

And all bets are off if they can perfect the technology to recreate a CGI Mickey Rooney from Breakfast At Tiffany's.

But Emma Stone is still playing Mulan, right?

dear diary wow selena gomez came to my hosue she is so hot we had dinner i had a boner the whole time but i don t think she noticed lol

"WHEEEERE'S the cough medicine? TELL MEEEE."

But you have to admit, "Yakety Sax" worked superbly for the Batmobile chase sequence.

"Oh no, this is a special apron - very tricky. You'd better let me put it on you."

"Nixon has a rumpled, weathered sexuality that surrounds him like an aura. As I fix the microphone to his collar, for a moment, his jowls graze my hand. Startled by this physical contact, he darts a wary look into my strong, masculine, journalistic face. 'Sssh', I want to say to him. 'It's okay'. We pull apart, but a…