Maybe she'll do that smart thing that winners do, and file for bankruptcy.

FAKE ANAGRAMS. Closest you can get is 'piazza rapes'. But Gaga is Italian-American, so this still checks out.

Let's not impugn the man's journalistic integrity. Clearly, his sources are a pile of mouldy Chick tracts he found down by the railroad tracks.

1. What religion is Barack Obama?
2. Have you ever used the word 'snowflake' outside of a winter seasonal context?
3. Complete this sentence: "Woman games journalists are ___"

I honestly think if they did, he'd make a serious effort to nationalise them.

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A woman who chewed about 16 sticks of gum a day, for example, produced seven times the normal amount of stool.

They know what a Hot Richard is?

Every now and then, this place can be downright heartwarming.

Trump Responds To News With Blustering Non Sequitur: "I've Never Even Heard Of Polonium-210."

"What's in the Skinner Box? What's in the Skinner Boooox?"

GamerGate was/is a real-life horror show, if your horror tastes run more to losing your faith in human goodness than, say, jump scares.

The film would go very differently if the games journalist protagonist was a woman.

World War Three may be fought with nukes, but World War ZZ will be still more terrible, for it will be fought with heavily-bearded Texan rockers.

WORLD WAR Z 2 AVERTED.
Paramount Executive: "I Believe It Is Peace From Shitty Sequels For Our Time."

Meanwhile, DARPA has been tasked to replicate the technology on a nationwide basis so that the government can determine the exact ratings for The Apprentice.

But so was Un Chien Andalou, and that was really pretty good.

Maybe they're going for the devout Christian audience this time? Those guys love seeing people tied up and tortured, but they don't appreciate potty-mouth.

Not joining Twitter is right up there in the top five laziness-based decisions I've ever made.

When you've spent an evening at the bar loudly agreeing with your buddies that they're ruining America, sometimes you get curious about what they actually are. See also: socialists.