Coincidentally, Arkansas has the same Google search term that Trump regularly does at 3am when the cheeseburger sweats are keeping him awake.

You should try WhatsAuk.

Also on the FCC to-do list, legislation to make Trump's Twitter feed the mandatory home page for all internet browsers. You're welcome, America.

Depends. Is she a Nazi?

More like "cash in ousside", amirite folks?

Unless that that fabled 400lb hacker sitting on their bed comes forward, I'm going with Russia.

Trump and the alt-right play on the liberal conscience like a fiddle - if it's not drones, it's Iraq, or Afghanistan. The important thing to remember is that they don't actually give a damn about drones, or Iraq, or Afghanistan. The point of this kind of whataboutery is to tangle you up in apologies and concessions so…

"So you're saying mouthy journalists often turn up dead in Russia. How is that any different from America?"

I'd like to volunteer my topical puppet show, The Fraudulent Russian-Influenced Election of Gonzago.

Sorry, Stephen, but the comedy will be provided by Trump's capering court jester Folderol. He's got some really fresh material where he honks his bladder-on-a-stick while ducking the gnawed chicken bones Trump flings at him.

This is why people can enjoy period dramas about social issues whose present-day equivalents they couldn't give a shit about. The happy ending lets you cordon it off and pretend everything has been solved.

Unfortunately, both.

I hope he doesn't tell everyone to check out my sex tape.

"American history has a lot of killers, and that's tremendous. I respect that."

Sean, since you don't seem to get how this works: when a comedian satirises you by amplifying your obnoxious quirks, it's generally a sign that you need to dial it back.

I got a HTTP 2X4 Not Found error.

If tales of immigration, hardship and survival are now too controversial for public consumption, I presume next Thanksgiving is also cancelled?

This sequel naming convention is fine for now, but just wait for the crippling losses they make on John Wick: Chapter 11.

To be fair, if my stomach contents were a fizzy sludge of slowly-dissolving Big Macs and chicken wings, I might have a pretty dark and fucked-up view of the world too.

What did you think they meant by "making the world a better place"?