Silicon Valley doesn't care what religion you are, so long as it can piece together every piece of data about your life, track you, monitor your spending habits, mood and heart rate, and occasionally hijack your webcam to jerk off while you're sleeping.

If you play 'America the Beautiful' backwards, it reveals a message declaring this land to be Lucifer's land.

If the last couple of weeks didn't tip you off that America is now a cheesy '80s dystopia, the opening of this show was your last hint.

I'll have you know all my dated references are scrupulously sourced.

If only 'Reince Priebus' wasn't taken.

If Spicer doesn't work out, I hear Comical Ali is looking for a gig.

Hey, that's not Alex - it's Steve Buscemi in a backwards baseball cap!

The twins will be named Frederick and Douglass, in recognition of the amazing job he did doing that thing he did, which was tremendous.

I hear 'ALWAYS AMAZON' will be their new slogan/guttural battle-cry after they stand over the corpse of the last independent retailer.

GameStop just needs to knuckle down and get through a few more quarters, until this 'online shopping' fad dies down.

Jesus, that title. I'm sure we can workshop a better baseball-espionage joke.

Also, I hear a lady director (or 'directrix') always has to wrap filming early to go home and cook dinner.

Has anybody asked Ben Affleck when the movie's coming out? Let's try that, repeatedly.

The lesson here is that Emile Hirsch should have distracted everybody from those charges by going on the offensive against Mexicans, Muslims, the media, disabled people, China, African-Americans, and Vietnam POWs.

a decision that favored corporate responsibility amid a cultural shift and renewed focus on women’s rights and gender equality

In '80s kids movies, there was a stereotypical over-the-top nasty businessman who wanted to demolish the youth centre, but typically ended up covered in sludge and spluttering indignantly while everyone laughed.

Martin draws his inspiration from medieval Europe, ancient history, and Alabama.

Turns out John Wick's assassin skills are down to his high midichlorian levels.

"THIS…is CBC."

And yet that draft-dodging little prick Friedrich Drumpf managed to get in in 1885. There's no justice.