Let's not forget how far the hubris of Cheney and his fellow neocon cultists foreshadowed the current post-truth, anything-goes atmosphere. Remember this doozy?

Famously articulated by Henry Kissinger as the 'Dutch Oven Doctrine'.

He's keeping us waiting for the lamprey pie. It won't appear until The Winds of Indigestion (ETA: 2021).

But if we start naming and humanising cockroaches, where will it end? Foreigners? Refugees?

…and scoops of Myreen ice-cream in great chilled troughs, drizzled with honey from the Vale…

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The last time so many Nazis spoke so dismissively about snowflakes was on the Eastern Front in October 1942, and it didn't go so well for them then.

"We have fights all the time and then we have fights about why we’re having fights,” Harmon explained

If you want a picture of the future, don't imagine Dippin Dots, because Dippin Dots is NOT the ice cream of the future.

For the last time, that's not how Beats by Dre work!

We have always been at war with Dippin Dots.

I was making awful jokes before Trump was president, and, God willing, I'll be making them long after he's been found drowned in a bath full of escort piss.

Okay, so Chelsea Clinton and the Obama girls got a hard time. But I think we can all agree, if we look into our hearts, that a white male deserves an easier ride.

If he's got some spare time, the Oscars would probably give him a presenting gig.

Nobody batted an eyelid when Daniel Day-Lewis bludgeoned all those people to death while preparing for There Will Be Blood.

#oscarssosexuallypredatory doesn't quite trip off the tongue, but we can workshop it.

If they're stuck for titles, I'd like to suggest:

There you go again, taking him literally. Trump is like jazz, man. You have to listen to the words he's not saying. Which, given his six-year-old's vocabulary, is most of them.

In response, Breitbart has run an op-ed about the Empire's successes in job creation, law and order, and infrastructure. They've also demanded that the Dark Side be referred to as the Alt-Light Side.

"More Charlize Theron" is what I'm hearing, and I like it.