Look, it could have been made by some gunsmith sitting on his bed who weighs 400lb.

Raymond J. Barry, aka World's Worst Dad Arlo Givens from Justified.

"Why, Lady Liberty…you're beautiful! And all it took was losing that stupid immigrant-attracting torch, and squeezing into a cocktail dress."

Trump 2020
Who will survive and what will be left of them?

What makes this story even more perfect is that in the film, that guy in the Uncle Sam mask is a heavily-accented Russian.

an animal who lives, dies, and is reincarnated as a new dog multiple times, learning and teaching heartwarming lessons along the way. Basically, it seems like it’s planning to do for dogs what movies like God’s Not Dead do for Jesus.

Is every room in Mar-a-Lago tiled like a tacky hotel bathroom? And should we speculate wildly as to why that might be the case?

"You're telling me this freak gets off on being the leader of the free world?"

Yeah, "as if" you're eating a dog.

Smart foreshadowing. The Trump administration is going to make Last Week Tonight feel more like an especially brutal episode of Game of Thrones every week.

The Mild Summer Sunshine Over Innsmouth.

She was born to hand jibe, baby!

We're going to build a wall, and make Jellystone pay for it.

Trump just released a statement refuting that last part:

Only the Trump administration has the courage and vision to end the ongoing national tragedy of school grizzly bearings.

Their new religion of Rikeranity believes that one day the Father of All will return from the store and play catch with them.

Round-Ear Fever.

With this mess of missed deadlines, production difficulties and delayed launches, you have to admit that Star Trek: Discovery is really nailing how human spaceflight under NASA actually works.

Sleater-Akin-ney

Well, "Sleater-Kinney" IS an anagram for "enter sneakily". Case closed.