The Western international order which has prevailed since World War 2?

But the graffiti in the AV Club toilet says your mom loves to party…?

Failing overrated Women's March clearly couldn't book amazing Toby Keith or American treasures 3 Doors Down. Sad!

Mel Brooks for president: Make America Oxygen-Rich Again.

So, it’s like online, which means that people with computers get it, right?

Someone should ask Ben Affleck about this show. Does he watch it? Would he like more Batman in it? When is his Batman movie coming out? When is his Batman movie coming out? When is his Batman movie coming out?

The entertainment media should make a secret pledge that in 2019 or whenever Affleck is out there promoting his Batman, they just bug the shit out of him with questions about Live By Night.

If Hitler's propagandists were so smart, why didn't they come up with Godwin's Law in 1933 and pre-emptively win all arguments against themselves?

INT. - THE RED KEEP - THRONE ROOM

Suddenly, George R.R. Martin overcomes his writer's block and realises how the series has to end.

So it's the Batman Returns suit? Sorry, no Bat-nipples, no Bat-sale.

Render unto Caesar what he has coming, the douchebag.

You live by the dogshit, you get the dogshit thrown in your face and maybe a bit gets in your mouth.

Or the Quickening.

I hope he takes a tip from peak 24. After the Night King is finally brought down by a ragtag coalition of our heroes, we cut to a yacht somewhere. A mysterious man answers a phone call.

"Boy, Tyrion, we sure have had some crazy times together!"

Thank you. I thought I was the only one who saw through this whole thing as a blatant Joe Versus the Volcano rip-off.

The final season will be padded out in the traditional George R.R. Martin fashion: with endless passages of intricately-described feasting.

Mark my words, this may seem heartwarming but it's all an elaborate promotion for Octavia Spencer's poker website.

First draft. My antihero is a tortured outsider, seduced by the prospect of a life without consequences. I shall call him: Mister See-Through.