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Maybe Cameron has seen the virulent fan reaction every time George R.R. Martin tweets that he's going for a walk or something instead of writing, and is fishing for some of the same validation about his Avatar sequels.

For their TV comedies, the DC cinematic universe relaxed their "no jokes" rule to "no good jokes".

[Naomi Klein furiously taps out another chapter for the new edition of The Shock Doctrine.]

"What do you mean, the grenade killed them all? It was just meant to be a playful starter's pistol to the intricate mind game we were going to play."

"RIP The Princess Celestia of Crime."

I was hoping for a twist where it turns out all of Moriarty's little videos were simply edited clips from his Thomas the Tank Engine YouTube fan channel.

Instead of the CGI route, Lucasfilm will be extensively rewriting Episode IX so that they can use footage of Fisher from her HBO special Wishful Drinking.

"Welcome to the Trump organisation. Just so we can get out in front of any 'fake news', a few questions: how many homeless people have you kicked to death this past year, freeing the world from their parasitic presence and absorbing their life essence, growing stronger, more virile, more complete? Calm down, you're

Truly, all that you can't leave behind.

I imagine a "vegan restaurant patron-type shit" has a very fine, firm consistency, good shaping, and an almost pleasant nutty smell. What has Trent Reznor got against that?

She'll be in the unauthorised biopic, playing Mikey Jackjomp.

This is the band that sang

[Runs in, wild-eyed.]

Personally, I hope this trend of gritty Nora Ephron reboots continues, and I'm looking forward to You've Got Bullet Holes.

This state has laws against putting Dik in a tauntaun.

Aurora, Illnois—Wayne Campbell’s hometown—is also planning what the Chicago Tribune called a “six-month-long celebration of the movie,”

Every time Picard asked for "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.", Thiel would be up out of his seat shouting "THAT'LL BE TWO BUCKS YOU PARASITE!"

Setting up the mandatory spinoff, Blaquaman.

It's just a hilarious thing my nerd friends and I say to each other, as nerds. Don't question it, okay?

"Furthermore, I'd like to say that I've always been a huge fan of black cinema, from Boyz N Tha Right Thing to, uh, Tyler Perry's Moonlight."