You're really not going to like the priorities he sets for DARPA.

It's like with nuclear weapons. If you have the cloning technology to create a fuckable copy of yourself, why shouldn't you use it?

Slap him and see!

Just wait. By this time next year he'll be holding carefully-timed emergency press conferences to bump TV celebrities that he's feuding with.

If they had asked Trump, I'm sure he would have been willing to rejig the inauguration as some kind of Scandal crossover episode. The man loves doing wooden, off-putting TV cameos.

Does Robert Evans know all the dirty secrets of the superheroes?

It was a strain, but I worked it in.

"RIDDLE ME THIS, CAPED CRUSADER! What is…the point of it all? I mean, when you get right down to it. It's just…I just…"

[Colin Powell goes before the UN with grainy satellite pictures of their knowledge silos.]

Here's how you can tell the difference: the average first-class train carriage in the 1930s was far, far more diverse than the modern GOP.

"You must be here to solve the murder."

"The mouth-breathers in Bumfuck, Idaho won't get their fat asses in the cinema seats for some rinky-dink murder on the Orient Express. We need murders under the Orient Express, hanging off either side of the Orient Express, stripped to the waist in a knife-fight on the roof of the Orient Express… Why aren't you…

Carpenter then proceeded to take those neo-Nazi fuckwits out to an alleyway and beat them up for a solid six minutes.

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, And About A Dozen More

Deplorables.

After discussions with Trump, Stallone is also going to work on a remastered edition of Rocky IV in which Ivan Drago isn't such a bad guy.

We really need a Bannon Nazi-themed pun threads.

One advantage of being on a streaming service is that they won't accidentally schedule the show against any White House press conferences, potentially confusing viewers.

A qualified 'yes'. You may get in trouble if you try to make that argument when your partner asks you to talk about your feelings.

"Everyone knows that the Punisher's family got killed in the crossfire of a mob hit. What this script presupposes is…maybe they didn't."