Coincidentally, the follow happened at a time in Trump's schedule when he was meant to be interviewing potential FEMA heads.

Definitely at the stage of making work for idle hands, if you know what I mean.

“the Devil having a good time, getting turned on by exposing human hypocrisies wherever he finds them”

Don't you dare correct that typo.

"Revenant wussed out on it, but we're gonna fuckin do it. Bear rape, man. In slo-mo, naturally."

Ah, the George Lucas school of auteurdom.

Somewhere, a coked-up, overpaid screenwriter is suggesting: "What if - and bear with me here - what if we started with a flashback of his parents getting killed? Did I just blow your mind?"

CULTURE WARS
Episode IV: A New Grope
(And They Let You Do It)

Star Trek also has that Mirror Universe to indulge in all its fascist power fantasies.

Reboot it with Milo Yiannopoulos on the script and Dinesh D'Souza directing, and we've got a deal.

Since that Rogue One boycott didn't work out, maybe the Koch brothers should fund a rival space opera franchise where the heroes are leaders of a goose-stepping, fascistic space empire that's just trying to secure its borders and bring back jobs.

With a title like that, I'm guessing it starred the Muppets?

Molly Parker is a treasure, and I'll thank you not to refer to her like that.

Suez!

Once Upon A Time In Affleckica.

I guess the production team just shipped in all the sweat and wet confetti.

As far as I can remember, it had some of the most thumpingly on-the-nose soundtrack choices outside a Zack Snyder movie.

Live By New York, It's Saturday Night.

That's both a) probably correct, and b) quite a good matter-of-fact caption.

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