In the stirring climax, Franco denounces both homosexuality and heterosexuality, before riding off into the sunset with a Japanese body pillow.

Isn't that the Mario Brothers remix?

I had this disappointing moment of belated realisation with Warren Ellis the musician and soundtrack composer and Warren Ellis the comic book writer.

It's 'Toccata for Strings and Decapitated Stormtrooper Heads', by the renowned Ewok composer Wicket W. Warrick.

Inspired by the works of L. Bassington Mulliner.

John Williams shared a Life Event from 35 years ago:
Completed 'Raider's March' composition for Indiana Jones project.
"OMG sooo embarrassing just look at that janky chord progression lol".

"Honestly, I'd rather be remembered for my passion project concerto, 'Interstitiality: A Threnody'. I've got a kazoo right here, if you want to hear it…"

I saw some of them on your lawn the other day too.

In keeping with the higher stakes, Luthor will graduate from sending out jars of piss to sending out great steaming piles of shit, and it will once again serve serve as a pretty neat summation of the movie.

"Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred."

It was a bold move to make a Bond movie set entirely in the grim post-industrial North, and fans did not flock to see Coalfinger.

"Bafta? I 'ardly knewa!"

All pet dogs in British cinema will now, by law, be bulldogs.

So long as that "inclusivity" doesn't include any smelly, job-stealing Europeans. (Unless they're background colour in a scene, being loaded onto a ferry in handcuffs, or hunted for sport.)

The plan was for it to be a sequel to the original movie, with Gellar’s character trying to manipulate the teenage son of Phillippe’s character into becoming an evil and rich jerk like she is.

Also starring Mike Tyson as Robert Frost.

And a *swirlie* New Year!

The Strand-Adjacent Lads.

She's up there with seminal reality TV figures like George Orwell, and the first person to announce that they weren't here to make friends. RIP.

Oh man, I got laid on church steps once too!